The Adventures of F-Team™
“Introducing the F-Team!!
“First there’s FLASHER!! She has the power to flash any person anywhere. And she does. Her signature trenchcoat is a symbol of villainy everywhere. Feared (and weirdly enough supported) by many she is one of the worst villains out there.
Next is PEDO-BEAR!! With her famous bear ears and tail she has the powers of every Pedofile anywhere. So watch out kids because she's watching you.
Than there’s WHITE MAN!!! And you guessed it, hes white. He has the all the powers of your stereotypical white man. Super rich he pays off people to do his dirty work while he golfs and plays ping pong. Don’t let his money fool you he’s super racist!
Last but not least is GHETTO GIRL!!! The most censored villain of all time, she is the self-proclaimed leader of the F-Team. She carries around a broken bottle and is always wearing her signature bandana. She has all the powers of a Hispanic and a black guy combined! She is not someone to be messed with.
And of course everyone’s favorite, The awesome, amazing, especially handsome, really cool, best super villain of all time, you guessed it FOREVER ALONE MAN!!!”
“HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR YOU TO LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!???????” White Man shouted glaring at Forever Alone Man. “DO! NOT! WANT!” Pedobear yelled while Ghetto Girl said words that cannot be repeated.